March 2012
satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
“When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore...”
– Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage. (via abaldwin360)
BOOM.
(via tehblackbirdisincognito)
“What does it say about the college coed Susan [sic] Fluke, who goes before a...”
– Rush Limbaugh, on law student Sandra Fluke, who was denied the ability to testify before the all-male panel considering contraceptive coverage.
Fuck. You.
As ThinkProgress states: “While it’s probably not even worth engaging with Limbaugh on the facts, Fluke’s testimony was about a friend who is a...
Wall Street greed fueling high gas prices →
stfuconservatives:
Another fun citation for people claiming gas prices are Obama’s fault.
“At the same time that the price of gasoline is rising, the US oil industry is...”
– Christian Science Monitor
And another one! Yeah, we’re exporting record amounts of American-made gasoline to other countries instead of lowering prices here. Obama’s fault… how exactly?
-Jess (via stfuconservatives)
“The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...”
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via newwavefeminism)
URGENT: Google privacy policy change
heysammy:
fuckyeahfeminists:
Just got this in an email
In just a few hours, new policies will take effect at Google, endangering your privacy.
Tech publication Gizmodo reports, “things you could do in relative anonymity today [like your web searches], will be explicitly associated with your name, your face, your phone number come March 1st.” And this applies retro-actively if you don’t...
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
Watching Season 1 of glee
rumchocolatesouffle:
where the fuck is blaine
why is santana making out with puck what
omg where is the lima bean
wait why is Will the main character
excuse me but where the fuck are the Warblers
rachel what the fuck are you wearing
omg why isn’t mike chang getting any lines
this lighting is blinding omg
3 tags
guarneres:
hanksypanky:
who pays for all the property damage in superhero movies
#is this why we are in a debt
stfuconservatives:
abaldwin360:
I hope Rick Santorum has a computer game he really likes that one day starts crashing as soon as he loads it and everything tech support tells him to try doesn’t work.
I hope Rick Santorum’s video drivers are always out of date.
-Joe
NY TIMES: Once-dead and bailed-out A.I.G.... →
stfuconservatives:
hammerito:
Put differently, that’s:
271,418,780 pitchforks or
2,265,446,220 Halloween prop-y torches (bring the little ones!)
And how many jobs has that created for people who weren’t already wealthy? Yeahhhhhh
-Jess
manosukestoned420:
omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
